there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that
"Americans are being so annoy-"
Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):
OF THE BRILLIANT:
STUFF IT HAS IN IT:
anybody wearing a ski mask reminds me of tyler I swear one day I will be at a bank during a robbery and try to get the robber’s signature because I will think it’s tyler
"GET DOWN ON THE GROUND."
"but can I just have your autograph first?"
"DOWN ON THE GROUND."
"…down in the forest."