l1berum:

there is a huge difference between genuinely liking someone and liking the attention they give you and it took me a long time to realise that

(Source: d1ssimilis)

Posted on Jul 23, 2014 at 1PM

firestarter813:

I am April. April is me. that is all.

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Posted on Jul 23, 2014 at 1PM

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Posted on Jul 23, 2014 at 1AM

-Must’ve been a huge hit with the nuns in the Ukraine.

-Yes! Super Sunshine Hit!

(Source: ldyiamartin)

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duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:
Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

duloxetine:

 

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

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4thofjulys:

"Americans are being so annoy-"

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(Source: literallyrad)

WHEN ONE IS EXPECTING

imyourdestinymotherfucker:

Today, I bought this book (for my sister, lets clarify that now ‘cause the only way I’m going anywhere near sperm is if I fall into a vat of it):

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BUT WAIT

THIS:

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IS:

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SOME:

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OF THE BRILLIANT:

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STUFF IT HAS IN IT:

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twentyonee-pilots:

houseofdun:

anybody wearing a ski mask reminds me of tyler I swear one day I will be at a bank during a robbery and try to get the robber’s signature because I will think it’s tyler

"GET DOWN ON THE GROUND."

"but can I just have your autograph first?"

"DOWN ON THE GROUND."

"…down in the forest."